last night, shit fucking hit the fan, bitches! i mean. seriously! what happened here can barely be put into words. suffice it to say: i was rolling in cocaine, hookers, and the bubbly. i was crunk and so was josee. there was nudity and so many rock and roll sounds blasting through my 1987 casio booombox. i fucking beat the aughts/nads/double-oo's to a pulp and lindsay-lohaned-in 2010 like nobody's gee oh dee-dayum business. i went america all over 2009's ass and now i'm fuckin 2010 up, bitches!
OR!
i watched this and cried.
it was definitely one or the other, but i ain't never gon tell you which it was!
Happy New Year, you slut.
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