existence.

people are beginning to question my existence since i am not listed in the directory of faces on the popular internet website.
things you should know about me:
i still have a face. the eyes are still blue and the hair is still not exactly the color i want, but maybe next friday it will be.
if i was into it, my relationship status might have changed from nothing to "owned."
i probably would have changed the little "about me box" in the recent weeks to something like: Sit on my dick, School.
i most CERTAINLY would not have changed my employment status cause that's still up in the air.
i would not have added pictures; i don't have any recents.
probably would have done some crazy wall writing on carina's wall while she sat next to me at the kitchen table, that WOULD have happened.
i'll tell you what. i probably ALSO would have posted some hilarious videos about a standing cat or some other shit that i can't remember. i guess that's your loss.
my status updates probably would have garnered at least one thumbs up and maybe like 2 comments. more than likely i would have just complained about being sick and probably said something obnoxious about how awesome my bike is and maybe i would have been all like: POOR POLAND!

you know what i didn't do? i didn't stalk assholes from high school who i don't give a shit about, and THAT, ladies and gentlemen felt delicious.