Dear Everyone,
I've decided to retire from blogging for a while.
Bless me readers, it has been TWELVE days since my last post, and that is a sin.
So, basically, instead of amping up my game and deciding to actually proactively change things, I've decided to retire. I plan on pulling a Michael Jordan. (I thought in my head: Jackson? Johnson? then I finally remembered Jordan; I'm the #1 fucking sports fan.)
And let's face it. This letter is not to anyone specific; I probably have two followers.
I'll let you know when I come out of retirement. I'm just fucking bored with the internet, that's all. And I can't be fucked to feel the pressure of pleasing even you two. So go read some other bullshit.
Your friend,
Whitney
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