mother figure: oh! before I forget. your father and i met a lovely couple at dinner tonight. you will marry their son!
me: he is probably a fat fucking troll.
MF: he is not. He is lovely AND 27. ALSO. they have a friend in Buenos Aires. and GEORGE, our new best friend, said to me: email me before you go to Buenos Aires...
me: why? so you can have a key party?
MF: NO! because he has a friend there who is an ambassador!
me: what?? who CARES?
MF: who cares? this is your FUTURE!
me: goodbye.
[fuck.]
1 comment:
you should thank god that you have me...i hate to think of what life would be like if you didnt
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