memorrrrrries

my mother made me go through some shit in the attic (which is a very hard word for me to spell, I was hellbent on the existence of a "k").

i found 2 folders (among other things) from my research in high school, and they were:

1. Hitler
2. KKK

my mother claims I did not write papers on those topics and that I was just doing idle, pointless research. i have no memory, so she could be correct.

i also found cow-hair clogs from 7th grade and a rabbit-fur vest from 4th grade, and both fit me. lmazz, get over it! i will definitely be wearing the clogs; they are in style and i am 99% sure i have eaten enough of the meat of said animal to justify the shoes. there, i said it!

and here is evidence of my new and new-old items and my new hairdo. they are two looks that should be tried on ANTM; i am an advocate of modeling shoes while sitting down:

deer hunter in headlights.

sneaky rabbit wearing whore.