why is the internet so mean?

I drew a stunning picture of me and LMazz as alpacas drinking coffee. they even spoke to each other. coffee-drinking, talking alpacas at a table on rolling greens.

but the internet won't let me show you.

i have to guess it's because it's so beautiful that it will make you cry and rip your hair out and wish that i was your friend (your better friend than i am now) and leave you wishing that i would draw likenesses of us (you and me, me and you) as alpacas. it is probably a good thing in the end, because you would be so jealous and you would shart your pants and be in such a bad mood for at least an hour, maybe even 80 minutes.

so, thank you internet.