when you send your mother a clip like this where kittens slip down a slide, you expect reactions like: that is the cutest thing ever! omg, kittttties are the kittenest creatures! holy fuckpants, I LOVE KITTENS.
but, instead, you are greeted with: boooooooooooooring. it's like: WHAT THE FUCK?! and then questions start: is this woman really my mother? does she have a heart? does she know me? does she not understand kittens? are kittens bad? do kittens not like ME? is there a god?
and then reality set in. kittens are NOT bad. rather, this woman is a communist who hates america and kittens.
in that vein, i've taken the only rational position i can: i'll just have to stop speaking to my mother. i can't relate to her anymore.
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