drunk.

it's 7:54 (in the PM) and i just had one red stripe (beer beverage). arguably, i should have a higher drinking tolerance than one beer but look you guys. i just am feeling a little tipsy. so i've decided this forum is a good place to make a bold, evocative statement:

Feta Cheese Makes Everything* Better.

*This is a nuanced word in this scenario. There are some caveats, in other words. It is caveated, if you will. For example: feta cheese does probably not make the Mona Lisa better. More than likely, feta cheese does not a donut better make. Nor, I should submit would we like feta cheese in our hairdo. Everything, so much as I can deduce only encompasses foodstuffs of the savory variety. Arguably, feta cheese could make popsicles worse. Probably, it is neutral regarding sunsets.