asymmetrical seatbelt tan

while singing, "if you wanna go and take a ride wit me/we're 3-wheelin in the 4 with the gold d's" i made significant contact with the sun. I did not know I had any Nelly in my high school cd collection, so you can imagine my surprise & deep excitement. the top was down (of the car! I was NOT flashing my boobies); i was feeling good. You can see in this illustration of "how not to get an even tan 101" that i was in fact wearing my seat belt like a good doobie. and now i have an asymmetrical seatbelt tan, exhibit A:



Also shown is my new pink lipstick & my new yellow headband. I am going for saturated colors this summer.