a music review

as you know, my taste in music is whoreanus. i mean, it's everything you'd expect a whore's anus to be: stinky, stretched out, and unfathomably red.

but that doesn't stop me from telling you the results of my road trip's music winners. the top 5 songs of road trip to connecticut 08.09 were:

1. Ride Wit Me: Nelly
2. Buddy Holly: Weezer
3. Downtown: Petula Clark
4. One: Aimee Mann
5. Schindler's List Main Theme (violin version, not the piano)

this isn't so much a review as it is a waste of time.

look, i don't want to write this paper that i'm supposed to be writing. so i think i'll go for a 4 minute run. then i'll lay down because i'll feel faint, and then i'll probably talk to my mother about the cat. the great thing is, my lipstick is still heavy so i'll be running with red lipstick on, let's you and me pretend i did that on purpose.